I'm writing I HATE THOSE MASKED BASTARDS! for Haymarket Books …
while hosting and producing the weekly podcast Says Who …
and helping run the Civic Media Fellowships at USC …
and printing and shipping whistles (... & counting) all over the country with a crew of awesome people …
and shipping merch I make for you …
and also making stickers for the Says Who Sticker Club …
and OK that's enough.
Today the crew of weirdo printers that I call the whistle goblins passed a half-million whistles printed and shipped. I wrote about how we got there and how you can start printing whistles yourself.
Posted on Feb 22, 2026
Whistle Up 2: Rise of the Whistle Goblins
Today the crew of weirdo printers that I call the whistle goblins passed a half-million whistles printed and shipped. I wrote about how we got there and how you can start printing whistles yourself.
Posted on Feb 8, 2026
Foundational Texts: Jenny Holzer's Truisms
The first installment in the monthly Foundational Texts series looks at artist Jenny Holzer's Truisms, what they meant to a 14-year-old me and how they still resonate today.
Posted on Jan 31, 2026
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I write a lot of notes in shortform social apps like Threads, Mastodon, and Bluesky. I also capture them on this site, so the platforms don't control my stuff. Here are a few. You can always look at my notes page for more.
Lol Apple never knocked down the price of the Vision Pro down????
posted at 7:03PM on February 23, 2026
Triples luge, you cowards
posted at 8:41PM on February 20, 2026
Just had to scrap a whole blog post highlighting a bunch of rad signpainters because Instagram doesn't allow inline playback of reels, instead the "embed" function is basically just a gigantic box with a link back to Instagram. We used to have a functional web and we gave it all away for nothing.
posted at 6:02PM on February 20, 2026
The kid got perhaps the greatest knockoff Lego set of all time.
posted at 6:55PM on February 19, 2026
I'm just not going to take health advice from a guy who wears jeans to the gym, let alone all his other fucking problems.
posted at 6:41PM on February 17, 2026
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Updated February 24, 2026. This page is inspired by @nownownow.