I always have a lot going on,
here's what I'm doing now:
I'm writing I HATE THOSE MASKED BASTARDS! for Haymarket Books …
while hosting and producing the weekly podcast Says Who …
and producing season two of the award-winning Rebel Spirit podcast …
and helping run the Civic Media Fellowships at USC …
and printing and shipping whistles (... & counting) all over the country with a crew of awesome people …
and shipping merch I make for you …
and also making stickers for the Says Who Sticker Club …
and OK that's enough.
My most recent blog posts
Foundational Texts: Goonies Never Say Die
The second installment in the monthly Foundational Texts series looks at the message I took from The Goonies when I was ten and is still just as relevant today.
Posted on Feb 28, 2026
Today the crew of weirdo printers that I call the whistle goblins passed a half-million whistles printed and shipped. I wrote about how we got there and how you can start printing whistles yourself.
Posted on Feb 22, 2026
Whistle Up 2: Rise of the Whistle Goblins
Today the crew of weirdo printers that I call the whistle goblins passed a half-million whistles printed and shipped. I wrote about how we got there and how you can start printing whistles yourself.
Posted on Feb 8, 2026
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- the second guy and the third guy
Released by Says Who? on Mar 4, 2026
- one little peppercorn
Released by Says Who? on Feb 25, 2026
- what the *&@$ happened to pam
Released by Says Who? on Feb 18, 2026
- too many ducks
Released by Says Who? on Feb 11, 2026
- maureen's rocks
Released by Says Who? on Feb 4, 2026
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My most recent notes
I write a lot of notes in shortform social apps like Threads, Mastodon, and Bluesky. I also capture them on this site, so the platforms don't control my stuff. Here are a few. You can always look at my notes page for more.
Spent most of my day today dredging some kind of eldritch horror up from my bathtub drain. Missed all the nice weather, not a fair trade.
posted at 8:26PM on March 8, 2026
Finally a Lego set for shipping sickos.
posted at 6:13PM on March 6, 2026
Do RFK jr next.
posted at 3:26PM on March 5, 2026
"We accidentally killed all the folks we'd want to lead Iran" is 100% the girlfriend-in-Canada for not actually having a succession plan.
posted at 2:20PM on March 3, 2026
Years ago I pitched a "Tales-from-the-Crypt meets the Daily Show" half hour news show hosted by a Cryptkeeper-type and honestly I would really really watch the fuck out of that right now.
posted at 1:25PM on March 3, 2026
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Updated March 9, 2026. This page is inspired by @nownownow.