Most of the time my thoughts aren't long enough for a blog post. My shortform notes get posted on Mastodon and Bluesky, and also wind up here.
Been away from social media for a minute, and coming back I’m a little concerned that the water we’re all in is very hot, my fellow frogs.
posted at 12:58PM on August 13, 2025
Honestly for me personally this whole past week can fuck itself forever.
posted at 8:04PM on August 10, 2025
Spotty, you ate a million mysteries off the ground and loved every one of them. You were afraid of the rain and the dark. You were always there with us, wherever we went. You will be missed.
posted at 4:37PM on August 8, 2025
So there's some dude at the White House with a can of gold spraypaint whose entire job is to spray whatever Michaels-ass styrofoam piece of chintz gets delivered that day and then glue it to the wall?
posted at 8:58PM on August 7, 2025
Oh do you think?
posted at 5:37PM on August 1, 2025
Perfect night to cheer for Edgewater FC.
posted at 8:14PM on July 31, 2025
I regret to inform you that the Cheez-It Pizza was good, actually.
posted at 7:53PM on July 26, 2025
I wrote six short scenes from the life of Hulk Hogan. From Wrestlemania III to the RNC. In reverse. dansinker.com/posts/202...
posted at 6:17PM on July 25, 2025
Don't let anyone ever tell you that America wasn't already great.
posted at 7:05PM on July 22, 2025
Just went to Brookfield, Illinois to play at the world's largest arcade and it was completely mind-blowing and overwhelming and amazing in all the best possible ways.
posted at 6:40PM on July 20, 2025
I wrote a post about visiting the last stamp store in Chicago and living a life that's fun, but worthless. I really like this one, hope you do too. dansinker.com/posts/202...
posted at 3:22PM on July 18, 2025
Is there a picture of the pube-signature yet or are we just going by description still
posted at 9:32PM on July 17, 2025
While the Washington Post continues its decline let's remember that just earlier this year some clown in management set a goal of getting 200 million readers, an impossible number that will never happen.
posted at 9:14AM on July 17, 2025
Went to sell my dad's stamp collection today and the store was full chaos mode and the guy had a waxed mustache and gave me $25 and said "these are fun but worthless" and the whole thing was so perfect, an A+ end.
posted at 7:18PM on July 16, 2025
There might not be a more vividly nostalgic smell than Coppertone sunscreen.
posted at 11:10AM on July 13, 2025
Everything is a lot. Here are three places I'm escaping to, if only for a brief moment on the internet. dansinker.com/posts/202...
posted at 3:47PM on July 11, 2025
there was a point not that long ago where "people sitting in their cars yelling about shit" was not a normal content type and honestly I think we should go back to that
posted at 10:33AM on July 11, 2025
Sometimes I am sad and sometimes I am numb but mostly I am very, very angry.
posted at 9:36PM on July 8, 2025
Guess all these dumbasses are lucky they didn't make an X-Men movie this year
posted at 9:14PM on July 8, 2025
It would be nice if yet another mass death from a climate event lead to anyone doing anything about our increasingly fucked chances but
posted at 6:45PM on July 5, 2025