Most of the time my thoughts aren't long enough for a blog post. My shortform notes get posted on Mastodon and Bluesky, and also wind up here.
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posted at 12:51PM on March 15, 2025
The rats are in the mail.
www.npr.org/2025/03/1...
posted at 10:36AM on March 15, 2025
BuT wHaT IF tHeY SHut doWN thE GOveRNmenT??
Motherfucker he did this AFTER your cowardly vote.
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/1...
posted at 6:39AM on March 15, 2025
Ran into a celeb while out trying to walk off my rage. Northwestern, pay your foodservice workers.
posted at 5:32PM on March 14, 2025
so let's say that by some miracle, Schumer doesn't have the votes and this thing fails. He's now 100% put the heat on Dems for a government shutdown, where yesterday it would have fallen on Republicans.
posted at 12:42PM on March 14, 2025
It's extraordinarily nice outside so I'd appreciate if you gave me a reason to walk to the post office shop.dansinker.com
posted at 11:20AM on March 14, 2025
Just remembered that I almost got a job at Columbia University a couple years back, they chose a guy from Facebook instead and man am I glad I dodged that shitshow now.
posted at 10:26PM on March 13, 2025
As always the only ones gonna save us is us
posted at 9:44PM on March 13, 2025
the grocery store moved everything around and this is going to be my Joker moment
posted at 3:28PM on March 13, 2025
Fuck everything? Yes. Fuck everything.
posted at 1:50PM on March 13, 2025
For people obsessed with masculinity and "alpha energy," the car show on the White House driveway was the weakest-looking shit I may have ever witnessed. Just two weak people standing there, terrified of what's to come.
posted at 4:10PM on March 11, 2025
Would be genuinely curious to know if Donald Trump knows how to drive.
posted at 3:39PM on March 11, 2025
Has Trump bought his Tesla yet?
posted at 11:29AM on March 11, 2025
he should just sign an executive order saying stocks can't go down and then, voila, problem solved.
posted at 11:06AM on March 11, 2025
Stock market great
posted at 9:58AM on March 10, 2025
I wrote the bakery and asked if I could have their Paczki sign once the week was over and, reader, they said yes.
posted at 5:31PM on March 9, 2025
Imagine being the richest person in the world and needing your mother to come to your defense.
posted at 5:09PM on March 9, 2025
I wanna meet the kid that goes to the arcade, wins 2500 tickets, and chooses the backgammon set. Because that kid has got to be awesome.
posted at 4:46PM on March 8, 2025
My elderly dog, after a day of whining, just passed a 4" long twig and honestly if she's going to go out, I appreciate that she's trying to do it doing what she loves: eating random shit off the ground.
posted at 8:54AM on March 8, 2025
Kicking off Insomnia Club a little early today. Welcome, I'm not glad you're here.
posted at 2:49AM on March 7, 2025