Most of the time my thoughts aren't long enough for a blog post. My shortform notes get posted on Mastodon and Bluesky, and also wind up here.
Spent most of my day today dredging some kind of eldritch horror up from my bathtub drain. Missed all the nice weather, not a fair trade.
posted at 8:26PM on March 8, 2026
Finally a Lego set for shipping sickos.
posted at 6:13PM on March 6, 2026
Do RFK jr next.
posted at 3:26PM on March 5, 2026
"We accidentally killed all the folks we'd want to lead Iran" is 100% the girlfriend-in-Canada for not actually having a succession plan.
posted at 2:20PM on March 3, 2026
Years ago I pitched a "Tales-from-the-Crypt meets the Daily Show" half hour news show hosted by a Cryptkeeper-type and honestly I would really really watch the fuck out of that right now.
posted at 1:25PM on March 3, 2026
My best portrait of all time was taken in the elevator at the Ace Hotel in Los Angeles. 
posted at 2:11PM on March 2, 2026
You probably missed it this weekend what with literally everything happening at once, but I wrote a piece about subculture, collective action, this fucked moment, and The Goonies.
posted at 10:21AM on March 2, 2026
The best thing you can do in light of the Ellison takeover of Warner Brothers invest your time, energy, and money in supporting independent creators and independent distribution networks and independent venues. It is absolutely crucial to make independence a viable option.
posted at 6:14PM on February 26, 2026
Teeth are the stupidest bone. Just give me a baleen and let me slurp krill or something.
posted at 2:24PM on February 26, 2026
Lol Apple never knocked down the price of the Vision Pro down????
posted at 7:03PM on February 23, 2026
Triples luge, you cowards
posted at 8:41PM on February 20, 2026
Just had to scrap a whole blog post highlighting a bunch of rad signpainters because Instagram doesn't allow inline playback of reels, instead the "embed" function is basically just a gigantic box with a link back to Instagram. We used to have a functional web and we gave it all away for nothing.
posted at 6:02PM on February 20, 2026
The kid got perhaps the greatest knockoff Lego set of all time.
posted at 6:55PM on February 19, 2026
I'm just not going to take health advice from a guy who wears jeans to the gym, let alone all his other fucking problems.
posted at 6:41PM on February 17, 2026
HAPPY PACZKI DAY
posted at 7:04AM on February 17, 2026
Got some new thermal labels for the whistle operation.
posted at 6:13PM on February 16, 2026
PACZKI DAY IS TOMORROW BE PREPARED.
posted at 9:10AM on February 16, 2026
It is amazing outside right now.
posted at 2:30PM on February 15, 2026
The national media moved on from Minnesota because they haven't killed another observer. People gotta die to get them out of New York.
posted at 2:59PM on February 11, 2026
It's endlessly funny to me that the *one* guy these folks have is Kid Rock. That's it. That's the whole bench.
posted at 2:03PM on February 9, 2026