Most of the time my thoughts aren't long enough for a blog post. My shortform notes get posted on Mastodon and Bluesky, and also wind up here.
HAPPY PACZKI DAY
posted at 7:04AM on February 17, 2026
Got some new thermal labels for the whistle operation.
posted at 6:13PM on February 16, 2026
PACZKI DAY IS TOMORROW BE PREPARED.
posted at 9:10AM on February 16, 2026
It is amazing outside right now.
posted at 2:30PM on February 15, 2026
The national media moved on from Minnesota because they haven't killed another observer. People gotta die to get them out of New York.
posted at 2:59PM on February 11, 2026
It's endlessly funny to me that the *one* guy these folks have is Kid Rock. That's it. That's the whole bench.
posted at 2:03PM on February 9, 2026
Gonna have a lot more to say about the incredible work of this crew of whistle goblins in a post tomorrow, but for me, personally, I just printed my 10,000th whistle.
posted at 7:24PM on February 7, 2026
The whistle goblins shipped 100,000 whistles in the first four days of February. And today? The fifth day? 37,000 more. This is perhaps the most inspiring act of collective action I've ever been lucky enough to be a part of. Help by buying filament: linktr.ee/WhistleWi...
posted at 6:20PM on February 5, 2026
Just a reminder that Border Patrol was created in 1924 when the Klan was at the height of its political influence.
posted at 11:58AM on January 24, 2026
300 whistles heading for suburban Minneapolis in the morning.
posted at 9:49PM on January 23, 2026
remote school today because of the cold and every "can you hear me" literally triggers PTSD from the year of zoom school
posted at 9:58AM on January 23, 2026
Absolutely fucking not.
posted at 8:08AM on January 23, 2026
Just interviewed for a documentary about the Promise Ring, so I am going to go crumble into dust now.
posted at 3:33PM on January 22, 2026
Everyone's just trying to live their lives the best they can. And these motherfuckers are just wilding out, marauding, terrorizing for no fucking reason beyond "they can." This helps nobody. This benefits zero people. This is dropping entire communities into a nightmare for sport.
posted at 9:06PM on January 21, 2026
800 whistles packed up and shipping to six different towns, coast to coast.
posted at 11:07AM on January 20, 2026
Got to go in the backroom of the post office to drop eight tubs of zines, so today was a good day.
posted at 9:52AM on January 20, 2026
Spent basically the entire weekend signing, numbering and packing a remarkable number of zines. Ended up with EIGHT mail tubs full. Kinda blown away and definitely very tired.
posted at 3:42PM on January 18, 2026
A Saturday morning spent printing whistles and signing/numbering zines is a pretty good Saturday morning.
posted at 8:01AM on January 17, 2026
Good mail day.
posted at 4:58PM on January 16, 2026
I live in Chicago and it's January and yet every time it snows I am like HOW DARE YOU
posted at 8:07AM on January 16, 2026